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You’re a full-body flincher with a death grip on the nearest arm

Same frontier energy

No drama today

Red and yellow outlined text reading "Smoke Show" with a vintage pin-up cowgirl in a white bikini and white cowboy boots sitting on a blue bomb with a lit fuse and billowing smoke cloud

White western-style text reads "IT AIN’T GONNA LICK ITSELF" below a vintage cowgirl in a white hat

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