Back When Santa Only Had Two Hos Long Sleeve Tee Color:Red " You are one minor

" You are one minor inconvenience away from becoming your own villain origin story

You are absolutely those ghouls

You’re not paranoid

Your friend group has a group chat name that’s been changed forty-seven times and every single one was worse than the last

Green banner text reads "ON MY HUSBAND’S" above red script reading "Naughty List

Back When Santa Only Had Two Hos Long Sleeve Tee Color:Red " You are one minorSomewhere between your second glass of wine and your third online purchase, you started relating to Santas lifestyle a little too hard. The man had a roster. You have a rotation. The math checks out. The Details: Vintage style artwork featuring a red and cream illustrated Santa alongside two women in red dresses. Retro holiday text in classic red and cream lettering with a distressed, throwback finish. The Fit & Fabric: Style: Unisex long sleeve