The Cowboy Killer Tarot Card Hoodie supermom You bring homemade cookies to

You bring homemade cookies to the party and backhanded compliments to the conversation

" reorganized the pantry at 11pm

White distressed arched text reading "STAYING ALIVE" above a white and teal skeleton holding a coffee cup

And every year you pretend you were talking about ornaments with the dead-eyed innocence of someone who has never once been innocent

You didn’t choose October

The Cowboy Killer Tarot Card Hoodie supermom You bring homemade cookies toYou dont break hearts. You collect them in a jar on your nightstand next to your emotional baggage and a half empty bottle of wine. The tarot reader didnt even flip a card. She just looked at you and said "yeah, I already know." The Details: A white tarot card frame featuring a skeleton grim reaper in a cowboy hat holding a scythe and wine glass, with a crescent moon bearing a skull face, stars, flowers, and wildflowers. Text at bottom reads "THE