Your Pasta Sucks: A "Cookbook" Eco-Conscious F*ck Morton’s Steakhouse

F*ck Morton’s Steakhouse

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Your Pasta Sucks: A "Cookbook" Eco-Conscious F*ck Morton’s SteakhouseYour pasta sucks, but it doesn't have to. Let celebrated comedian and totally legit author Matteo Lane show you how through 30 delicious recipes and laugh out loud stories. Organized by the most important places and people in his lifefrom Chicago and New York to Rome and Sicilycomedian, actor, and YouTube sensation Matteo Lanes first cookbook features recipes rooted in serious pasta knowledge but presented with his signature snarky and sassy wit. Turn