Even a Blind Squirrel Buys Bitcoin at 50k. Size:3XL

Even a Blind Squirrel Buys Bitcoin at 50k. Size:3XLThis garment dyed tee speaks with quiet confidence. The relaxed, heavyweight cotton drapes like an old favorite while the bold white block text EVEN A BLIND SQUIRREL BUYS BITCOIN AT 50K. makes a dry, clever statement about market mania and luck. Wear it to meetups, late night trading sessions, or casual weekends when you want your sense of humor and crypto skepticism on display. The soft, washed color and tubular knit feel lived in from day one, so it

The front art—an iconic stylized mask set against sunburst rays with the word “DECENTRALIZED”—reads like a manifesto stitched into your everyday wardrobe

club nights

or layered under flannels

hand-drawn cyclops design—bright yellow with a single red eye and casual lettering—reads like a band patch or zine sticker

A detailed

- Garment-dyed for a vintage

- Available in S–4XL

lived-in cotton with a wink of dry humor

It holds its shape

or unwind without fuss

not with it

durable heavyweight fabric (6